Monday, April 14, 2008

Hey, Kids!!!


Get your Playmobil Security Checkpoint today!! You've gotta go read the customer reviews at Amazon.com.

"I hear Playmobil is coming out with a waterboarding torture set. I think I'll wait for that and buy them together to save on shipping." -M.Swift (Amazon customer reviewer)


"While I'm sure your child will love this do we really want to reveal our security secrets to the terrorists? I bet al-Qaeda is training the next generation with this very product. I am saddened to learn that Playmobile hates America." -T.Phillabaum (Amazon customer)

"Quandary: Do you think that if I carried my child's Playmobil Checkpoint through an actual security checkpoint, I could travel through time?" - P.Wenzel (Hill Valley, CA, in the year 1985.)

"At first it looked as though my Playmobil terrorist cell was going have trouble getting through this security system - no naked flames, sharp objects, guns or bombs. Then I bought the Tobacco Lobbyist upgrade pack which allowed cigarette lighters to be carried through so they simply torched the plane instead. Hours of fun for all the family." - R.Dobson (Amazon UK customer)

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