First Class Amtrak fare round trip NYC to DC.......................................................$398.00
Suite at the Mayflower Hotel (priced on Marriott.com-- 1 King bed suite).......$569.00
Monkey love with with a 5'5", 34C-23-34 swimsuit model who appreciates "refinements"...$1500 per hour + your political career + your dignity (+ that of your family)
Is this the wrong time to talk about legalizing this activity? Wouldn't legalizing and regulating this clean it up and make it safer for everyone? I'm not saying you have to put it on billboards-- but wouldn't it empower the women involved at the very least and make it so that they are not at the mercy of cops and drug-dealing organized crime?
As a society we are pretty messed up in this area. Zee French are how you say, giggling into zeir croissants, aujourd'hui. Silly Americans weeeth your sweeemsuit tops on and your sex scandals. We fart in your general direction.
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