News is that Tom Brady and Gisele Bunchabones are all about the fighting right now. You know, ordinarily it would be natural to take her side--Sisterhood!-- but with everyone gunning for the undefeated Pats, and the Superbowl looking thisclose... Can't we find something else for her to do for a little while? I dunno, like, eat something?According to the story, she quit her multi-million dollar Victoria's Secret gig to spend more time with him, and all he can think about is football and the Baybeee (his two month old son John with ex Bridget Moynahan.) So the guy's trying to work it out with his ex so he can see little Johnny, he's trying to take the Pats to The Bowl, and he's trying to keep his supermodel girlfriend from getting like so bored. DON'T GET ME WRONG! On another day, I will rant about how he made this bed (knocking up a beautiful actress and taking up with a supermodel in the space of a pregnancy seems, uh, perhaps a teeny bit self-centered.) But THIS IS FOOTBALL SEASON! And maybe I don't know a tight end from a loose end, but I am just getting to know the joy of an undefeated season, a fairy land which makes every Sunday feel like a playoff game. So I've gotta say to you Gisele: Leave Tom Alone!
Stop nagging him, pestering him, and stop sapping his man strength. WE need him. You can have him back for Valentine's Day.
5 comments:
Good points cruise director and normally i would agree with ya but he is playing out of mind right now. so skinny girl, whatever your doing for him, keep it up.....so to speak.
LOL! Excellent point Hollis!
In the immortal words of Emily Litella: Never Mind.
Right, maybe fighting with the girlfriend at home is helping him on Sunday.......skinny girl could be helping.
I know how to make a sandwhich.
I beleive she's craving a Patriots brand Bratwurst griller rare no bun.
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