Call me melonie

"I carried a watermelon."

UrbanDictionary.com definition:

1.	I carried a watermelon.
	From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing. Crush: Hey, what's going on? You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

Note: I've carried a watermelon my whole life. And yes, I watched "Dirty Dancing" last night. Nobody puts Baby in a corner!