From Wonkette.com:
".. WHERE TO BEGIN: Hillary Clinton's pick to win horse racing's Kentucky Derby, Eight Belles — the only female horse in the race — finished second, broke both front ankles, and subsequently was put to death on the track. The first place horse was 'Big Brown.' Go nuts."
From the commenters on Wonkette:
"by SayItWithWookies
This is only a test. If this had been an actual Hillary metaphor, Eight Belles, after breaking both ankles and being euthanized, would've gotten up again and started stumbling around the track some more."
" by SwanSwanH
This analogy doesn't work, because Barry's horse is a unicorn named Dreamsicle, and Walnuts bet the ranch on a charioteer named Spartacus. "
"by amygdala1 at 06:18 AM on 05/04/08
There once was a filly Eight Belles,
To which Hillz supported all-tells
Had to go down
Right on the ground
Let's shift the focus to lapels"
"by liberaltruthsayer at 11:23 AM on 05/04/08 *
nice limerick amygdala...I was thinking of doing a haiku (as I am oft to do...)
Sad day at derby
gluey end for belle but wait
portends well dark horse.
hmmmm"
