After the VP Debate: "Eliza Doolittle's Big Night?" OR "You Can Put Lipstick on a Pygmalion...?"

Governor Palin, do you see the current economic bill as a Wall Street Bailout or a Main Street Rescue?

"The Pain on Main's felt mainly on the soccer field... I betcha."


By George, I think she's got it!


Okay, okay... I'm stretching it a little, forcing the metaphor. Sarah Palin did well. No major gaffes, she connected well with the camera, she had her talking points down, there was no major blood letting. Well done, Guv'nor. And a "well done," "a pip pip cheerio," and a "cup cup cup cup of of of of tea tea tea tea" to the Henry Higginses of the McCain camp. My only complaint--I just wish I had my Palin Bingo card while I was watching:




This just in -- the top secret debate flowchart:

Now THAT's a plan!

McCain�s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'

Tina does it again

This is pretty goshdarn funny.

Anderson Who? Shepwho Smith?

I've got a new crush!

And according to nndb.com, he's straight! Yay me!

How I Met Your Father

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Don't be a litterbug...

Anti litter message for the Karma age... harder hitting than a teary Native American, a fate worse than the Group W Bench:

Suey!

"Who are you calling a pig, Mister?!"

Barack calls Sarah a pig.. or does he? Click here. Jane Swift thinks so. That must make it right.

Let me just think this through... If my husband and I are having a conversation with our neighbor, and our neighbor uses the expression, "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig," and my husband jumps up and yells, "That's a terrible thing to say about my wife!"...

Who do you think I'm gonna be mad at?

If I were Sarah, I'd smack John on the back of the head.



Just sayin'...