Hang loose, brah!

Finally, a Hawaiian in the White House!

Husband Cheat Sheet

Read it, learn it, live it:

And the Best Advertisement of the Year Goes To

Chicago furniture store, Leather Creations:

Because Sometimes an Erection Lasting More than Four Hours is a Good Thing

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.

Four blue pills. Viagra.

"Take one of these. You'll love it," the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.

From the Washington Post.

The Best Thing Ever

What are you doing here, when you could be over here?!

After the VP Debate: "Eliza Doolittle's Big Night?" OR "You Can Put Lipstick on a Pygmalion...?"

Governor Palin, do you see the current economic bill as a Wall Street Bailout or a Main Street Rescue?

"The Pain on Main's felt mainly on the soccer field... I betcha."


By George, I think she's got it!


Okay, okay... I'm stretching it a little, forcing the metaphor. Sarah Palin did well. No major gaffes, she connected well with the camera, she had her talking points down, there was no major blood letting. Well done, Guv'nor. And a "well done," "a pip pip cheerio," and a "cup cup cup cup of of of of tea tea tea tea" to the Henry Higginses of the McCain camp. My only complaint--I just wish I had my Palin Bingo card while I was watching:




This just in -- the top secret debate flowchart:

Now THAT's a plan!

McCain�s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'