How I Met Your Father

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Don't be a litterbug...

Anti litter message for the Karma age... harder hitting than a teary Native American, a fate worse than the Group W Bench:

Suey!

"Who are you calling a pig, Mister?!"

Barack calls Sarah a pig.. or does he? Click here. Jane Swift thinks so. That must make it right.

Let me just think this through... If my husband and I are having a conversation with our neighbor, and our neighbor uses the expression, "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig," and my husband jumps up and yells, "That's a terrible thing to say about my wife!"...

Who do you think I'm gonna be mad at?

If I were Sarah, I'd smack John on the back of the head.



Just sayin'...

Guys: Pay close attention

I haven't been blogging lately. With current political events and gossip and rumors, I've been concerned about the role of the blogosphere. Yes, in general more information is good, but unreliable, un-sourced, my-cousin-knows-a-girl-who-said-she-knows-a-guy-who-did-blow-with-the-candidate-at-a-gay-bar stuff is irresponsible and in some cases reprehensible. So I've been hanging back and observing.

But today-- today! I am moved to blog this. No one can dispute the facts herein:

Wanna see John Kerry's millions of sweat glands dropping the deuce?

Here's an entertaining article about Secretary of State Secretary of Defense Baron Von Senator Kerry in Boston Magazine by Joe Keohane.

Olympian Choolie

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Brain Teasers - Welcome Back from Vacation Edition

These are pretty clever. Try to resist moving quickly. Look at each picture, try to determine what it represents, and then look at the answer below the picture.

In the comments let me know how many you got! (I didn't do so well, but it was pre-coffee!)
















Light beer
















Card shark
















Assaulted peanut
















Doctor Pepper
















Egg plant
















Knight mare
















Hole milk
















King of Pop
















Tap dancers
















Gator aide
















Pool table
















Eye pod