Dear All-Seeing and All-Knowing Hollis,
NY Giants kicker Tynes' game-winning FG the other night: Is that what they mean by the word "redemption?"
Lexiconically Challenged, Lexington
Dear Lexiconically Challenged,
Yes. The kicker is the loneliest position on the football team. The
300pound linemen look at them and think "we lost the game because of
this little soccer playing Nancy-boy." Tynes' story was truly one of Sally-made-good. But as warm as our hearts feel for Tynes now, we must be ruthless 2 Sundays from now. No matter if his house is burnt down or his pie crust comes out "squishy," he must miss any game winning field goals.
Hollis
Dear Hollis,
What are we to make of the video on CNN this morning of Tom Brady in a cast?
CindyLou Who, Whoville
Dear CindyLou,
The cast is a ruse...being used for 2 purposes:
1. To elicit Sympathy/solace from and to mollify fiery hot-blooded
girlfriend who is upset at his football-first attitude.
2. Intentional media diversion to siphon attention away from Moss and
his legal problems
Brady for President....
Hollis
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
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For the record MrMoss does not currently have any legal problems.
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