And the Best Advertisement of the Year Goes To

Chicago furniture store, Leather Creations:

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The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.

Four blue pills. Viagra.

"Take one of these. You'll love it," the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.

From the Washington Post.

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What are you doing here, when you could be over here?!